26th June 2008 --- Ranting GM

Nigel David Short has once again opened his “gob” and annoyed many British chess players – his last remark of getting rid of all the home nations from FIDE and allowing only a British team to enter the Olympiad just smacks of grandeur.
No wonder this snob, who originally came from Bolton, has no f****** friends.
Maybe the “Non-shaking of hands” was a bit of a giveaway in the Short-Cheparinov game earlier in 2008 – he doesn’t like you !!!!

Scrawling the website through anagrams of his name, I came up with the best two versions – Nigel Short ( ENGLISH ROT ) and Nigel David Short (THIS GONAD DRIVEL)


This just sums up how much of a w***** he really is !!





8th February 2008 --- Best player at his best

The greatest player in the history of chess, Robert Bellin, was in fine form at the recent Gibtelecom Chess Festival in Gibraltar. Bellin decided not to win the event, as he is a self proclaimed ‘humbly modest person’, but did decide it was time to become a Grandmaster. To this end he effortlessly attained a GM-norm with his usual faultless tactical and perfect positional play, which left all of his opponents helpless.

When asked to comment on how he achieved his fine victories, Bellin said “It’s because I’m GREAT!!!! and ps. You’re SHIT!!!!”



16th January 2008 --- Bob wins internet chess tourni !!!!

Bob started out upon his quest to dominate the world chess scene by convincingly winning a 5 minute on-line blitz tournament last weekend. Bob said it was fairly easy, as half of his opponents lost through disconnection!!! In his victory speech, Bob had some words of advice for current FIDE World Champion Vishy Anand, “If you ain’t got broadband, you ain’t got a chance against me!!!”